Score: 6

"Too similar to other games."

submission: Christmas Sex Tales

date: December 24, 2009

It's too much like the "meet-n-fuck" series. In addition, the music is very off-putting - I realize it's a Christmas game but it's just.. not.. I don't know. It just makes me feel like I'm raping Christmas.

Also, the English is very difficult to understand. I would recommend having someone with a better grasp of the language rewrite the lines for you.

The artwork chosen was pretty, but as usual, I didn't see credits for where the images game from.

Score: 10

"lol, I didn't get you anything either."

submission: A Newgrounds Christmas

date: December 24, 2009

I am also broke.

This was quite amusing. I loved that Bitey was playing table tennis.

And I also am happy that Salad Fingers had a cameo. Less than three.

Score: 7

"Too simple"

submission: Mom's Cook

date: November 30, 2009

Although the artwork is very clean and pretty and the art is good, it's too simple. All you have to do is put the pancakes on the grill and feed them to the kids. It's a bit too easy. You don't have to prepare the food in any way other than dragging it to the griddle and then magically feeding it to the children.

A very simple take on a style of game that's already been done. This may be satisfactory for a younger audience but isn't cutting it for me.

Score: 9

"I hate to say it but..."

submission: Seven Forbidden Love

date: November 24, 2009

This is actually surprisingly funny. Though the audio could use some improvement (better mic). The drawings do their job and actually help with the humorousness of the flash.

Good work. I hope this doesn't get blammed.

Score: 10

"Well animated and weird"

submission: -Last Resort-

date: October 20, 2009

Though it had its funny moments, and I appreciated the random internet memes (Walrus and the IMMA FIRIN MY LAZAR thing), it was also extremely disturbing. Totally did not expect that garden gnome.

Score: 10

"I rarely laugh out loud, but with this I did."

submission: Captain Planet Strip Club

date: October 7, 2009

Followed by a proclamation of "that's fucking awesome".

The animation, sound effects, and voices were all great. Loved it all.

Score: 4

"Standard demo, nothing new and incomplete as usual"

submission: Furry Hentai Game Demo

date: October 1, 2009

Though the concept around having the old-style sepia tones and such is interesting, the fact that it is a demo is, as usual, rather disappointing. What is available is repetitive and so standard that it's become boring.

I also am not a fan of the character designs. The face leaning more toward animal while the body is more human, without things like "reverse knees" as someone calls it (animal haunches) makes the design a little creepy for me, like an animal head sewn onto a human body. Honestly though if it leans toward furry, my preference is going to be for people with almost human features - I'm not big on snouts.

The art is beautiful and animation as fluid as it can get, but it's nothing new or interesting.

Score: 10

"A in Survival and A in Compassion"

submission: Dead Frontier: Outbreak

date: September 24, 2009

:D This was fun. I miss the old text-based games. The voice was nice but after a while i got impatient and just clicked to load all of the text. I liked that it auto-saved at certain points so you wouldn't have to continuously go back and re-do everything you'd just done if you slipped up.

Score: 10

"Ahhh, good old Rule 34"

submission: Rorschach's End

date: September 8, 2009

Nothing quite like it.

This actually made me laugh out loud. Thank you for taking a very intense and emotional scene and making it something... more. Something... better. Something... for the lulz.

Score: 8

"More amusing than the last one"

submission: Girlchan in Paradise Ep2

date: September 8, 2009

But still hard to watch, it's like... You guys did an amazing job at copying the bad anime produced in 80's and dubbed (badly) in the 90's xD Very well done in that sense.

Animation is great as always. Voice acting.. also great. Because you were TRYING to make it sound bad, and you succeeded very well. I admit I'm drawn to these.

Pacing was a bit too slow for me.. even with a parody like this I think the pacing could stand to be a bit quicker.